Moved House

Over at The Ugly from now on.

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Monkey Meat

"I'm not a piece of meat, you know

… I have a heart."

Hmmm. Someone buy me the complete literary works of Anaïs Nin.

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T.O.B.T.I.H.E.B.

The Official Best Thing I Have Ever Bought:

Wearing them is like keeping the best secret ever. Regrettably, I don't quite have an ass of Sasha-Grey-caliber, but you won't see me complaining. In other news, I saw Mari for the first time in a zillion years today and it was wonderful. We are conjoined twins like the Violet and Daisy Hilton, except we're living a hundred thousand miles apart.

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Strange Stranger

I often think of pulling the plug but I heard it only gets worse. The ancients tell me to enjoy this hell because it is angelic compared to door number 23.

- Max G. Morton

There is this one man, only this one. The things he writes make my head implode and my soul melt out through my eyes and then I remember what really matters and tell myself, "Fuck all the rest. It's all dead apart from just this, right here, always" and then I bury myself between the pages and re-fall into a future-coma, alien android, frigid foreign language, subliminal nightmare-catcher, radiating super-soaker deathrays, sucking back blood-based cocktails, headed west, pushing the pieces back together. Would rather sit in silence than hear anyone's voice but yours. Nonsense always spoke to me more than syntax and grammar would have you believe. It's no wonder that 'nostalgia' sounds like the name of a disease.

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Hang Hang!

My oldest friend, Rach, has just started working at the piercing and tattoo studio in Selfridges so I went along today to get a couple of new additions and help her with her piercing training. I got my 2nd set of ear piercings re-done with little pearl studs (sooo cute), my conch (inner ear area) and my tragus (again). I think I worked out that it would have cost me over £120 if I had had to pay for them! Rach did such a good job, especially considering it was her first time! My conch hurts like a bitch now though. They were playing some serious '98 house party throwback style jams in the store too. It was cray-cray. I can't wait to get friendship tattoos with Rach - we are going to get molar teeth on our ankles (don't ask why). Anyway, photos of me fucking around a minute ago:

(Sexy, no?)

I'm so tired I can hardly keep my eyes open but send more questions to my Formspring (see previous post)! Expect a blog about my insane dreams soon, too. I need to share them with somebody. I feel like a total maniac at the moment. Woo! Finally, I've had a mix of DMX 'Lose My Mind', that awful, awful Cheryl Cole single and the Fresh Prince theme tune in my head all day. Peazout.

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Formspring

FORMSPRING

You sneaky people can leave me any comments/messages/questions here anonymously. If you want a direct response, fill in your email address. Maybe I'll blog some of the messages (if I actually get any!). Go bananas on it.

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